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Search Term Spam

Time for some more bizarre and completely irrelevant search terms; these are just some of the ways people have found my site in the last couple months:

  • harry potter philosopher stone movie cathedral crypt (there wasn’t even a cathedral in that movie?)
  • anchorage history mural
  • what to wear in winter in europe (shorts and a t-shirt, duh)
  • hate microsoft (no I don’t)
  • the jedi order europe (obviously, this was not the site he was looking for)
  • the flu may mutate (and indeed it may)
  • welsh morality
  • charlie and the chocolate factory slash
  • poem xiv (real specific)
  • confused barcelona
  • romantic sunset silhouette
  • pride and prejudice script 2005 (note that I’m just confusing the search engines even more, this is a term that came up months ago, but now with ‘2005’ tacked on the end)
  • renewing an expired carte de sejour
  • eating inside buckingham palace (what the?)
  • christmas celebrations in pais vasco traditions clothing rituals food etc
  • and best of all,
    geekiest people

Crazy stuff… though what’s scarier is the terms that actually match things: I get lots of hits to my ‘Hi! I’m an Introvert’ essay, some of which came from people actually searching on ‘hi i’m an introvert’, or even ‘undoing introversion’… But, why would anyone go typing that into a search engine?

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